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OH NO
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I'M IN PITTSBURGH.
ALLLLL ALONE IN A GIGANTIC CITY. I'M JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY WHAT THE
But, yayaya I'm back I'll post more Why haven't you been back for a long time brohamski and all that jazz.
Was working all summer on fixing up college junk, so now, here I am at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh for Animation. All set and ready to go. Hopefully I can post some more stuff as they come in. Just know that that's where I've been this whole friggen time. I POLOGIZE.
ALLLLL ALONE IN A GIGANTIC CITY. I'M JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY WHAT THE
But, yayaya I'm back I'll post more Why haven't you been back for a long time brohamski and all that jazz.
Was working all summer on fixing up college junk, so now, here I am at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh for Animation. All set and ready to go. Hopefully I can post some more stuff as they come in. Just know that that's where I've been this whole friggen time. I POLOGIZE.
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Portal Update
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Portal got some weird achievement and update, and it is the most cryptic thing I've ever seen Valve do. Probably something for Portal 2 or an expansion, but jeez laweese. D:
Apparently, it's a sound that you listen play on the radio, and it sounds all weird and jumbled. Then, if you figure out that the jumbled sounds are actually images, you put it in a program, and find the weird cryptic message made through the sound files.
forums.lambdascience.com/showt…
Out pops those.
How the hell, were you supposed to know to listen to a radio message, and instantly think "Oh yeah! That's an image! Let's see what it is!"
Apparently, it's a sound that you listen play on the radio, and it sounds all weird and jumbled. Then, if you figure out that the jumbled sounds are actually images, you put it in a program, and find the weird cryptic message made through the sound files.
forums.lambdascience.com/showt…
Out pops those.
How the hell, were you supposed to know to listen to a radio message, and instantly think "Oh yeah! That's an image! Let's see what it is!"
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OH YOU KUHRAAAAZY JARED
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If you don't want to read all this,
tl;dwr:
I forgot my key and ran around town for 3 hours doing whatever. Then found my key after all that. hurrrrr
ON WITH THE SHOW.
I wake up at 7:00AM every morning, take a shower, talk to
briefly and just hang out until 8:30 when I drive to class. This happens everyday.
But sunday, my mother, who needed the car, heads out for a training thing in New Jersey for her job. Which means I walk to a bus-stop my trade school gives me and I hitch a ride on that. Back in the beginning of the year it said it'd be there at 8:30, so I leave my house at 8:20, and it takes me 10 minutes to get there. The snow begins to fall, and the brisk cold air I love so much, decides to get a little brisker. The bus doesn't come until 8:55. Frozen I am when I sit down on the bus. (I'm not complaining though, I love the snow and cold, just sometimes you want an extra hat or some crap to keep you warm. NOT ACTUAL CRAP NO.)
Class goes on. I get out. I look around, no bus to be found. I see the other kids are sitting there too. I go "No big" because this isn't the first time it's been late. So I'm sitting outside with my friend Joey and
talking about junk and stuff and things. Once more, the bus decides to take half an hour to get there, compared to its normal time.
I get home at 12:15, usually I get home at 11:45. So I walk to my house, and the cold and snow begins to downfall heavily. But that's okay, somehow I was warm. I'm about to slip my key into the lock, and then I notice something.
There's no key in my hand.
I look in my hoody and jeans pockets. And then I laugh at myself for forgetting it. I sat there for about 5 minutes before I decide to walk to Mickey D's or something to grab some food and hang out for 2 hours before my stepdad comes home. So I decide to write him a note off of a ripped piece of sketchbook paper I had with me.. The note goes:
"Dear Scott
Add another to the list of retarded things I say/do. Because I come home and I found out I forgot my key! Even though you asked me before you left this morning if I remembered it! Oh kuhraaazy me. Welp. I guess I'll head to McDonalds for 2 hours until you get home. Make the best of your time without me, because it doesn't happen often!
Sincerely,
The next Steven Hawking,
Jared
P.S.: I hope they don't think I'm robbin' the joint 'cause I have my bag with me!"
And I fold it up, wrote "TO: SCOTT, FROM JARED" with a big nose'd mustached guy on the front, it's not my stepdad, it's just some random dude don't ask me why I drew it. And I put it nicely into the mailbox so he can read it when he gets home. I place my bag behind a little crawl area we put our lawnmower and other yard stuff in, so it doesn't get snowed all over, and doesn't get stolen (if anyone would want my crap sketches and school junk anyways).
I trek 15 minutes to get to a little store area, looked around, and went to Burger King where I buy some food. I'm not too good when I come up with decisions on what to eat, because I end up getting SOMETHING wrong. I buy a small Double Cheeseburger (small on accident, Didn't know I had to specify it being small or large. I just thought double cheeseburgers meant it was a fricken cheeseburger), Large french fry, with medium diet coke. I knew people were staring at me when I had this TINY little dbl. cheeseburger, huge thing of french fries, and a medium coke. I pop up my iPod and, thankfully, I bought Die Hard for it awhile back, so I watched that while I ate.
Left, and headed to the stores. Checked out Pet Depot, and bought my dog a little toy. Went to Gamestop, and saw huge promotional boxes for Pokemon HG and SS, and stopped into a craft store to giggle to myself about how funny looking the little plastic model dudes were, like the civil war guys, and the medieval knights, and started impersonating them.
Civil War Guy 1: COLONEL MUSTARD
Civil War Guy 2: PRIVATE TABBARD, REPORT YOUR BUSINESS.
Pvt. Tabbard: THAT WHITE ARMOR'D GUY OVER YONDER HAS DISRUPTED MY LINE OF DEFENSE WITH HIS PLASTIC LANCE.
Colonel Mustard: ... Those BASTARDS. TABBARD, READY MY PLASTIC DRAGON, TODAY, THE KNIGHTS WILL FEEL THE COLD METAL OF MY BULLETS. And let me tell you it's colder than the metal shelves we sit on.
Pvt. Tabbard: Y-YES SIR! -dashes off-
Colonel Mustard: Sure hope my pirate lass doesn't get angry with me for doing this when she gets back from fighting those dinosaurs on animal shelf. Or else I'll be on the K'nex aisle again.. -shiver-
I think people started staring. 8C
I saw it was 2 PM so I decided to walk home. Noticing the dog toy in my pocket was looking like a single D size boob on my chest, I switched pockets to one that wasn't so odd.
What's this?
Something's jingling in there...
Oh god of course.
It's my fricken Key.
Walk home. Give my dog her toy. And put another PS on that note I gave my stepdad
"P.S.S.: Went around town for 3 hours until I found my key. Dur hur hur hur hur."
And left it on the table for him to read when he gets home.
And thus ends one of Jared's fabulous adventures.
And if you read all of this you get a vanilla creme pie.
tl;dwr:
I forgot my key and ran around town for 3 hours doing whatever. Then found my key after all that. hurrrrr
ON WITH THE SHOW.
I wake up at 7:00AM every morning, take a shower, talk to
briefly and just hang out until 8:30 when I drive to class. This happens everyday.But sunday, my mother, who needed the car, heads out for a training thing in New Jersey for her job. Which means I walk to a bus-stop my trade school gives me and I hitch a ride on that. Back in the beginning of the year it said it'd be there at 8:30, so I leave my house at 8:20, and it takes me 10 minutes to get there. The snow begins to fall, and the brisk cold air I love so much, decides to get a little brisker. The bus doesn't come until 8:55. Frozen I am when I sit down on the bus. (I'm not complaining though, I love the snow and cold, just sometimes you want an extra hat or some crap to keep you warm. NOT ACTUAL CRAP NO.)
Class goes on. I get out. I look around, no bus to be found. I see the other kids are sitting there too. I go "No big" because this isn't the first time it's been late. So I'm sitting outside with my friend Joey and
talking about junk and stuff and things. Once more, the bus decides to take half an hour to get there, compared to its normal time.I get home at 12:15, usually I get home at 11:45. So I walk to my house, and the cold and snow begins to downfall heavily. But that's okay, somehow I was warm. I'm about to slip my key into the lock, and then I notice something.
There's no key in my hand.
I look in my hoody and jeans pockets. And then I laugh at myself for forgetting it. I sat there for about 5 minutes before I decide to walk to Mickey D's or something to grab some food and hang out for 2 hours before my stepdad comes home. So I decide to write him a note off of a ripped piece of sketchbook paper I had with me.. The note goes:
"Dear Scott
Add another to the list of retarded things I say/do. Because I come home and I found out I forgot my key! Even though you asked me before you left this morning if I remembered it! Oh kuhraaazy me. Welp. I guess I'll head to McDonalds for 2 hours until you get home. Make the best of your time without me, because it doesn't happen often!
Sincerely,
The next Steven Hawking,
Jared
P.S.: I hope they don't think I'm robbin' the joint 'cause I have my bag with me!"
And I fold it up, wrote "TO: SCOTT, FROM JARED" with a big nose'd mustached guy on the front, it's not my stepdad, it's just some random dude don't ask me why I drew it. And I put it nicely into the mailbox so he can read it when he gets home. I place my bag behind a little crawl area we put our lawnmower and other yard stuff in, so it doesn't get snowed all over, and doesn't get stolen (if anyone would want my crap sketches and school junk anyways).
I trek 15 minutes to get to a little store area, looked around, and went to Burger King where I buy some food. I'm not too good when I come up with decisions on what to eat, because I end up getting SOMETHING wrong. I buy a small Double Cheeseburger (small on accident, Didn't know I had to specify it being small or large. I just thought double cheeseburgers meant it was a fricken cheeseburger), Large french fry, with medium diet coke. I knew people were staring at me when I had this TINY little dbl. cheeseburger, huge thing of french fries, and a medium coke. I pop up my iPod and, thankfully, I bought Die Hard for it awhile back, so I watched that while I ate.
Left, and headed to the stores. Checked out Pet Depot, and bought my dog a little toy. Went to Gamestop, and saw huge promotional boxes for Pokemon HG and SS, and stopped into a craft store to giggle to myself about how funny looking the little plastic model dudes were, like the civil war guys, and the medieval knights, and started impersonating them.
Civil War Guy 1: COLONEL MUSTARD
Civil War Guy 2: PRIVATE TABBARD, REPORT YOUR BUSINESS.
Pvt. Tabbard: THAT WHITE ARMOR'D GUY OVER YONDER HAS DISRUPTED MY LINE OF DEFENSE WITH HIS PLASTIC LANCE.
Colonel Mustard: ... Those BASTARDS. TABBARD, READY MY PLASTIC DRAGON, TODAY, THE KNIGHTS WILL FEEL THE COLD METAL OF MY BULLETS. And let me tell you it's colder than the metal shelves we sit on.
Pvt. Tabbard: Y-YES SIR! -dashes off-
Colonel Mustard: Sure hope my pirate lass doesn't get angry with me for doing this when she gets back from fighting those dinosaurs on animal shelf. Or else I'll be on the K'nex aisle again.. -shiver-
I think people started staring. 8C
I saw it was 2 PM so I decided to walk home. Noticing the dog toy in my pocket was looking like a single D size boob on my chest, I switched pockets to one that wasn't so odd.
What's this?
Something's jingling in there...
Oh god of course.
It's my fricken Key.
Walk home. Give my dog her toy. And put another PS on that note I gave my stepdad
"P.S.S.: Went around town for 3 hours until I found my key. Dur hur hur hur hur."
And left it on the table for him to read when he gets home.
And thus ends one of Jared's fabulous adventures.
And if you read all of this you get a vanilla creme pie.
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IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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DU NU NUUU NUUUU DU NU NU NU NU NUUUU
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SNOWING
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IT'S SNOWING AND I LOVE IT.
Oh. If any of you have Phantasy Star Zero, talk to me. If you don't have it, look it up and get it.
Oh. If any of you have Phantasy Star Zero, talk to me. If you don't have it, look it up and get it.
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